s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot
23. Prouder owner of a degree in English and a pretty impressive mug collection.
Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny
WHAT
i got mad lmao
CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
I FELT THIS
Incredibles 2 (2018)
Director: Brad Bird
I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭
I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.
…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?
you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse
rich people always make me mad but there’s something about their inability to dress the theme at met gala that really makes me go bonkers in yonkers
you vs the roman catholic saint leader of the french army she tells you not to worry about
Blake Lively in Atelier Versace at the MET Gala 2018